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HELLO NIGHT CITY
I AM THE WAXER
I will be pulling the HAIR from this City. One bushy bear at a time. I will be broadcasting each of my victories to the Net. Beauty is my goal, as yadda yadda yadda because this is starting to remind me of Team Rocket.
The video cuts to a masked woman wearing body paint. She applies hot wax and waxing strips to a man's body in a well-lighted dressing room. As she removes the strips, the man screams for two minutes and faints.
The video cuts to the man from before as he addresses the camera.
"Since you're trying to be a visionary, stop using torture methods that were fashionable centuries ago. No one waxes their legs these days, cause that's what nano-groomers are for. If you want to grab the attention of those impressionable and disillusioned youths, try being a little more original in delivering your message. Heck, I hear lasers are the latest trend in weapons." The video fades to black and ends with the following teaser text, which quickly pops up and disappears:
The Nightly LOL